Cup Final Lost Since 1994

One Final in thirty-two yeahs. One. And the Kings sent 'em home in five. That's not a redemption, pal, that's a layovah.

Presidents' Trophies With No Cup

Two Presidents' Trophies since 1994 and no Cup to show for either. That's the gold medal for the warm-ups, kid.

First-Round Exits

Five first-round exits. They keep buyin' the ticket and gettin' tossed at the gate.

Straight Springs on the Couch (1998–2004)

Seven straight yeahs without a single playoff game. That's not a slump, pal, that's a lease.

Playoffs Missed Since 1994

Thirteen missed playoffs since the Cup. Thirteen springs of flippin' channels, kid.

Teams Better Than the Rangers

Fifteen other franchises have won a Cup since the Rangers last did. Fifteen, kid. Even Carolina, and that team was Hartford in a past life.

Failed Attempts at a Second Cup

Eighteen playoff runs since the Cup, eighteen ways to lose. Nobody does it with more consistency, kid.

Years Without a Cup Before They Won One

Fifty-four yeahs without a Cup. Othah teams' fans chanted 'Nineteen Forty' at 'em the whole time, and the chant wasn't wrong.

Days Since Their Last Stanley Cup

 

More than eleven thousand days since the Cup. That's drought numbah two, kid, and it's gettin' comfortable.

Blueshirt Tears

Madison Square Garden has a leak, kid. It's the fans.

Participation Trophies

  • Held the Longest Stanley Cup Drought in NHL History, 54 Years (1940 to 1994), Until the Leafs Passed It in 2021
  • Won the Presidents' Trophy in 2015 and 2024 and the Cup in Neither Season
  • Missed the Playoffs Seven Straight Seasons (1997–98 to 2003–04)
  • Missed the Playoffs in Both Seasons After the 2023–24 Presidents' Trophy (2024–25 and 2025–26)
  • Lost the 2014 Stanley Cup Final to the Kings in Five Games

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Sources

Last checked November 2026. Numbers change every season, so these are worth a second look.

Counts since the last Cup start with the next season. The cancelled 2004-05 season is excluded. Numbers are counted from the team's season table on Wikipedia.